I Ain’t Fasting
Yup people you read right. I lasted 9 days.
Today is the 8th day of lent. I have to be honest, I don’t know how much longer I can last.
I know it’s not difficult for a lot of you but keep in mind I don’t eat vegetables either plus the food I am required not to eat for lent.
During the past 8 days, I have eaten falafel, fries, fish, non-sauteed pasta, rice, and zaatar.
People! I want beef! I want Johnny Rockets burger with cheese n fries, and a chocolate milkshake.
I want to go to Caesar’s and have their sweet n sour chicken, crap shoup, fish fried rice, and butter nan.
I want to have my KDD chocolate milk every morning.
mmmmmm I want to go to Entrecote.
I think I can last another week, but don’t know how much more after that.
I was having this discussion with a friend today. You know all the pictures of Saints? Usually the women would be wearing nun’s clothing, holding the rosary, or the bible, or a flower or something similar. Can you imagine a modern day Saint’s image?
Bluetooth earpiece, laptop bag on shoulder, ipod strapped on arm. Instead of sun ray on her, you would have a chicago backdrop.. flashing lightbulbs with her name or something…. oh and her name would be her online name… St. Rampurple
It’s 7:33pm while I am writing this post.
Still at the office.
Hungry.
Ordered Zaatar from the capitalist version of a firn, Zaatar W Zeit.
I think I will be spending the next 49 days on Zaatar, potatoes, tuna, and crackers.
Today is the first day of lent. I didn’t know until 8pm last night! How did Lent come by so quick. I did not fast last year and I had decided to fast this year. I quickly prepared myself mentally that I have 4 hours until fasting begins.
I woke up this morning starving!! I had a 10 am meeting with people drinking coffee around me and the smell of it was mmmmm mmmmm mmmmmm. I left that meeting to a second meeting which was at Le Notre. I got there at 11:30, half an hour before breaking fast. Everything around and in the restaurant smelt good… I ordered an espresso a bit before noon and had my first sip precisely at noon. I had sushi for lunch. I had the Issa from Maki. After I was done eating, someone told me they have mayonnaise in their sauce. Oh well, I didn’t know.
Let the countdown begin. 49 days left until Easter and until I have chocolate and burgers again. Those are what I am craving for right now. Let’s see how long I will last. It is the first time I fast completely.







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