25 ways to tell you’re grown up
1. Your Houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question
3. You keep more food than beer int eh fridge
4. 6 a.m is when you get up and not when you go to bed
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator
6. You watch the weather channel
7. Your friends Marry and Divorce instead of “Hook Up” & “Break Up”
8. You go from 140 days of vacation time to 14
9. Jeans and sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up”
10. You are the one calling the Police because those @*#%@* kids next door won’t turn down the stereo
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You do not know what time Burger King closes anymore
13. Your car insurance goes downa nd your car payments go up
14. You feed your dog science diet instead of McDonald’s leftovers
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurts
16. you take naps
17. Dinner and movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m would severly upset, rather than settle your stomach
19. You go to the drugstore for Advil and AntiAcid instead of condoms and pregnancy tests
20. A $4 bottle of wine is no longer ”A pretty good shit”
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time
22. “I just can’t drink the way I used to” replaces “I’m never going to drink that much again”
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work
24. You drink at home to save money before you go to a bar
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking: “Oh shit, what the hell happened?”
BONUS
26. You read this entire list looking desperatly for one sign that doesn’t apply to you and can’t find one to save your sorry ass. Then you forward it to bunch of old friends ’cause you know they will enjoy it too. And now you know why I am forwarding this to you …
such a good list N, welcome to the club.
February 24th, 2007 | #
none of these applies to me =P haha you old geezer
February 24th, 2007 | #
Don’t apply to me either (A)
February 25th, 2007 | #
Is it original?10452?
February 26th, 2007 | #
What do u mean its original sonia ?
February 26th, 2007 | #
Did you make it up yourself? It is pretty good.Or did you get it from another source? Also….how grown up are you according to these criteria?
February 26th, 2007 | #
Am I dumb or what? Of course you didn’t make it up.
February 26th, 2007 | #
Rampurple don’t lie
February 26th, 2007 | #
am not lying!
1. my houseplants always remained alive when i was in uni. (and no not smokeable)
2. doesn’t apply to me.
3. never was a beer person
4. hell no am not getting up at 6!
5. i never was into cheesey music
6. nope
7. nope.
8. yes :’( true
9. well depends… if ur wearing tight jeans, with shirt and sweater.. or shirt and blazer… then maybe u can pass as dressed up
10. oh i did something similar a few years ago… but a few days later i was making the noise with those kids
11. doesnt apply to me.
12. at midnight except for this one branch close by… its 24 hours.
13. yes very true.
14. doesnt apply to me.
15. it does :S i blame that on my crippled days though.
16. never.
17. cant remember what a date is :S
18. well depends… 3am after a night of partying… or a regular night
19. doesnt apply to me.
20. i still enjoy drinking kefraya wine.
21. am not a breakfast person
22. still a drinker.
23. if u want to call it work .. then its work
24. no
25. true.
26. no
So the majority does not apply to me. I am still young at heart. Age is just a number.
February 26th, 2007 | #
Yes i am a genius, i made it up myself
lol ..
As for how grown up i am, none of those points apply to me … just felt like writing them nad making the old ones feel bad .
February 26th, 2007 | #
whatever!
February 26th, 2007 | #
T
alking about age, what about guessing mine.
Talking about age, would either of you care to take a guess at mine. I guarantee you won’t come close.
February 26th, 2007 | #
I say 21 or 37 or 51 lol ..
Any of the guesses even close ?
February 26th, 2007 | #
lol N10452.
I would say 17.
February 26th, 2007 | #
Close to eighty!
February 26th, 2007 | #
well to be honest my first guess was 55 but i was worried i’d be slapped if it turned out to be much younger lol .
February 26th, 2007 | #
I also said 17 because N. posted the elder decades.
oh wow. so do the above apply to you sonia?
February 26th, 2007 | #
Well i thought that more than 50 or 60 is not very probable since that would make too old to get used to a computer and use it etc .. lol
Well i salute your young enthusiatic spirit then lol, you are younger than all of us if thats how old you really are
February 26th, 2007 | #
Truthfully, they all do! But I am indeed young in spirit and see no reason to change. Thanks to both of you for helping me to keep contemporary.
February 26th, 2007 | #
Rampurple, it means you were an adult min zamen
mih no offense please don’t kill me 
Sonia, you’re close to 80 or you’re joking? *shy* Coz if that’s true, then you just gave me hope. if not, then well
i guess i got my leg pulled.
February 28th, 2007 | #
Liliane, I will be eighty in June. Honest! I began learning Italian at the age of seventy five and now read Corriere Della Sera the front page of Corriere Della Sera most mornings and understand a lot of it. I am not mechanically minded bit my husband managed to teach me to operate the computer and I entered and found this site without assistance. Big achievement for me.Yesterday I went on a two kilometer hike up a hill near Abu Ghosh and had to scrable down the rocky slopes. The wild flowers were in such profusion. Espesially the lupins and poppies. Dont be afraid of old age. It could be your best time!
March 1st, 2007 | #
Liliane..Perhaps you will tell me how old you are.One’s age all over the internet! Scary!
March 1st, 2007 | #
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