Mail from my american cousin who just got to the States.
I thought i share it with you guys.
I can say with clarity that I have a pretty good judge of character. Not just for people, but for all things: plants, animals, rocks, and the nicer-looking ketchup bottles. I typically make a decent evaluation in my head before coming to my once-and-for-all conclusion. Having said that, allow me to expand a bit and state that I could feel dirt and grime start to fuse itself onto my skin as soon as I set foot on Syrian soil.
Yes, Syria. Having no other choice to leave but through there, what else could I do? Now I’m not the biggest fan of these Middle Eastern countries because the people and their governments make them terrible, but surely there must be some redeeming value, right?
Wrong.
Syria, from what I could tell, was just gross. To expand on that point a bit, I’m Lebanese. Now, my country has had the shit beaten out of it for well over 40 years, and it still looks better than Syria. Lebanon, with all its explosions and attacks on the innocent, is still infinitely better-looking than that previously-mentioned shithole. Syria has no grass to speak of and the stench can practically be seen in the air.
Where I was stopped until declared “approved” to get to my next stop from Syria, I was met with resistance. The guards/army men/fucking idiots who run the major Syrian checkpoint were initially very much so against letting me through their checkpoint/border/wherever-the-fuck-I-was and loved to harass me every step of the way. The only reason I’m in America writing this article today is because those sleazy bastards wanted a bribe, which they got.
Aside from their picture-perfect example of the wonderful Syrian law-enforcers, there’s also the country itself. I tapped on it a little bit, but let’s go further in depth. You’d think that professional institutions would be a bit refined. Dignified, even. But that’s not the case with this place (hey, I rhymed!). Upon arriving at the airport, the country’s lack of care showed in even the simplest of things. Take toilets, for example. We all know toilets as a circular bowl that you sit on and do your business. What was I met with in Syria? A hole in the ground. Read that again. If I wanted to take a shit, I would have to collect three or four tissues from a woman sitting on front of the bathrooms, go inside a stall, squat over a toilet, and lose all self-respect.
When asked what the hell was going on with the toilets and the handing out of toilet paper, the woman sadly responded that the country was going to shit and there was nothing they could do about it. Even with all the crap that Lebanon’s been through, it is still infinitely better-looking than the giant toilet-bowl (or hole in the ground, as it were).
I thankfully got the hell out of there as quickly as time would allow, which was only a few hours. As soon as I got to my next destination, I took a ten-hour shower just to get rid of the smell that Syria’s air had inflicted on me.
In short, you wouldn’t jump in a mud puddle in your new expensive shoes. Liken the shoes to you and the mud puddle to Syria. Enough said.